It's a Fucking Medium, Not a Vente

This is totally random, but I was reading this article from the Huffington Post just a minute ago and it had a section about a guy ordering a coffee at Starbucks and calling it a small. I always wondered if when the Starbucks employees hear me order they think to themselves, "Oh god, another yuppy, wanna-be Marxist who refuses to call it a Vente." Anyways, the article is hilarious, check it out.