Thursday, January 10, 2008

Success in the Middle East: George W. Bush Version


  • Complete fantasyland: Two states living in side by side in peace cooperate to achieve wider Middle East peace.
  • Maximum success: The situation as it is now, with no significant increase in violence.
  • Huge success: Israel moves into Gaza and the West Bank, huge casualties, but only in the territories.
  • Above average success: Israel invades Gaza, Egypt and Jordan declare war.
  • Success: Full scale war in the Middle East, no nuclear weapons launched.
  • Limited success: Nuclear war, contained in the Middle East.
  • Successful groundwork for later success: Global nuclear annihilation, though some celllular life is spared, so humans are able to regenerate after several hundred million years.

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